Top 6 Ways to Spot A Freshman

 

Being a freshman in college is the best thing in the world. You have four of the best years of your life lying ahead of you and –plot twist– all of the seniors are jealous. You expected to be at the bottom of the totem pole, having to earn your way back up to the top; in reality, everyone wants to be you. But, as exciting as it is to be a freshman on campus, you don’t want to actually look like a freshman on campus. To avoid this look, watch out for these few indicators of how to spot a freshman—and steer clear.

1. The Lanyard
Quite possibly the most obvious. Your student ID card and your dorm room key are good things to keep track of. But I can promise you they will be just as safe in your pocket. Or your purse. Or your bag. Or anywhere else but publicly fastened around your neck.

2. High School Apparel
Nothing says “freshman” like sporting a 2013 State Football Champions hoodie from the Alma Mater. I know this was a very exciting moment for you in high school, but the kid sitting next to you in your Biology lecture who lost in play-offs doesn’t agree. You all cheer for the same team now, so visit the nearest bookstore and re-stock on your athletic garb.

3. Carrying A Campus Map
I promise campus is not that confusing. If you need the extra help on the way to class, just ask.

4. Loaded Down Backpack
“I have three classes in a row. So I better bring all of my textbooks with me. And my laptop to take notes. And a notebook in case my battery dies. And a box of granola bars for sustenance.”

5. Prom Lock Screen
Prom was certainly a night to remember. You and your high school sweetheart looked dashing. But it’s time to move on to bigger and better things. Welcome to college.

6. Swag Pockets
Freshmen have too much swag to carry alone, and their backpacks are already full. Cargo shorts to the rescue. Though extremely practical in their ability to store handfuls of cookies and tater tots stolen from the cafeteria, you may be ready to move up to a more refined look.

What are some other ways of spotting a freshman on campus? Let’s all help each other here.